Status: Dying of humiliation. Again.
“Jas,” I said, “I don’t want organic yoghurt. I want a moment . A cinematic, rain-drizzled, eyebrow-touch moment.” --- shahd fylm Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging 2008 mtrjm
Here’s a short piece written in the spirit of Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (2008), channeling the voice of Georgia Nicolson—diary entries, dramatic teen angst, and all—plus a nod to “mtrjm” (mate, ready, join) as a call to assemble the Ace Gang. Operation Perfect Snog (MTRJM Edition) Status: Dying of humiliation
Then Jas, who is secretly a genius disguised as a girl who collects ceramic frogs, said: “What if we reverse-engineer it? We spy on couples who are good snoggers and take notes.” I want a moment
— Georgia xxx P.S. Angus the cat just walked over my notebook and sat on the “lip balm” section. That’s a sign. Probably.
So now we’re hiding behind a hedge at the Stiff Dylans’ gig, watching Dave the Laugh and some girl from year 11. They’re doing this thing where he tilts his head like a confused Labrador before going in. Very deliberate. Very snoggy.
I’ve filled three pages of my notebook: