Below is a written as a dramatic monologue / character intro for Randi Wright and her rival/ally, Goddess Har [ley]. It’s set in Miami’s high-end, cutthroat social scene — think sun, status, and stilettos as weapons . MIAMI MEAN GIRLS “Sun, Salt, and Sabotage” Featuring: Randi Wright & Goddess Harley
Still charging men for the privilege of being ignored?
(picks up her martini, takes a slow sip) Oh, honey. I don’t need to come for you.
I just need to wait for you to arrive at one of my parties… wearing last season’s Agua Bendita.
You always do.
(removes sunglasses, smiles sharp) And I’ll be throwing parties on Star Island when you’re a cautionary tale at brunch. “Remember Randi? She peaked during Art Basel ’19.”
