See you on the couch. But only for two hours. I have a life to go live.
Today, there is too much of you. 500 scripted shows dropped in a single year. 2.5 million podcasts. 500 hours of video uploaded every minute .
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You gave us Ted Lasso when we needed hope. You gave us Squid Game when we needed a shared shock of water-cooler conversation (even from our living rooms). You gave us true crime podcasts to drown out the silence of an empty house.
We aren't choosing you anymore. We are surrendering to you. See you on the couch
Now? You are the wallpaper of our existence.
Let’s talk.
I look at my "Watch Later" playlist—a digital graveyard of ambition. There are documentaries about the Roman Empire, Korean thrillers, and indie dramas that won awards three years ago. But instead, I watch the fourth season of a show I don't even like because it requires zero brain cells to process.